Tuesday, August 5, 2008

left nose n right nose?

我們有左邊、右邊鼻孔,吸氣、吐氣時有沒有一樣?

We have left, right nose, is that the same for inhale and exhale?
其實不一樣 ,可以感覺不一樣;右邊等於是太陽的意思,左邊等於是月亮.
Actually they are different, can feel the difference; right side represent the sun, left side represent the moon.


平常頭痛時可以用手把右邊鼻孔關起來,只用 邊鼻孔吸氣、吐氣,約五分鐘,頭痛 就好了。
When having headache, try to close right nose and use your left nose to do your breathing, about 5 min, headache will be gone.


如果疲倦、累了,相反的關起左邊的鼻孔,只用 邊吸氣、吐氣,不用多久,馬上精神 好起了。
If you feel tired, do it the opposite round, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is fresh again.

因為右邊屬於火氣,比較會熱,左邊比較會涼。
Right side belong s to heat, so it gets hot easily, left side belong s to cold.


女生大部分吸氣、吐氣在左邊,所以心比較會涼快。
Most of the girls breathe with their left nose, so their heart gets cold easily.

男生大部分吸氣、吐氣在右邊,所以他們比較會生氣。
Most of the guys breathe with their right nose, so they get angry easily


我們起床時,可以注意哪邊吸氣、吐氣比較快?左邊或右邊?
Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right?

如果左邊比較快,覺得提不起精神,可以關起左邊鼻孔,用右邊呼吸,很快的精神會好起來。
If left is faster, you will feel tired. So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refresh quickly


這也可以教給小孩,大人用更好。如果你有警覺心的話,速度更快。
This can be taught to kids, but the effect will be better if apply by elders.

以前我曾經頭痛,痛得非常厲害,去看醫生,醫生說:你去結婚就好了!(眾笑) ,醫生說得沒錯,他有理論根據。
I used to have headache, it was so painful, go to doctor, doctor told me: it will be all right if you married! (All audients laugh), doctor does not bullshit, what he said is supported with proofs.


當時每天晚上都頭痛,沒有辦法看書,有吃藥,也不是辦法。
That time, every night I am having headache problem, not able to study, I did take medicine, but that is not a good way.

有一天晚上靜坐,關起右鼻孔呼吸,這樣子做,不到一個禮拜,頭痛好了!持續做了一個月,從那天晚上到現在,一次也沒有頭痛過。
One night, I sit down and close my right nose and breathe with left nose, less than one week, my headache problem is gone! I continue to do it one month, from that night until today, headache does not attack me anymore.


這是我自己親身經驗過,每一次我告訴別人,你們頭痛的話,試試看,因為我的身體有效果,很多人試過也有效果。這是一種自然的處理,不像吃藥會有副作用,為什麼不用呢?
This is what I experienced myself, I told others, if headache, can try this way, because this is effective for me. Many people have tried and it works for them as well. This is a natural therapy, not like medicine, taking for long term will get side effect. So, why not try it out?


經常清楚的吸氣、吐氣,身體會覺非常輕鬆。
Always breathing your body can feel very relax.

Stress reliever

Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'

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Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'

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Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'..
'My father grows beans,' said one student.
'My father cooks beans,' said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'

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Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'

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Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

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Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

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Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

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Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

統計,有80%正常人不知道以下事物!‏

◎ 蝦的心臟在頭部。

◎ 豬無法看到天空。

◎ 老鼠和馬不能嘔吐。

◎ 貓的尿液是夜光的。

◎ 世界上有50%的人從來沒有接聽過電話。

◎ 你睡覺的時候,不知不覺中會吃入70多種蚤虫。

◎ 你永遠不可能用你的舌頭舔到你的手肘。

◎ 打噴嚏若過於強勁,會導致胸腔破裂。

◎ 如果你打電話超過一個小時,耳朵裡的耳垢會增加7 倍。

◎ 打火機比火柴更早發明出來。

◎ 你的心臟可以產生把血液噴出三十尺高的壓力。

最後一個 ...

























根據統計,有95%的「低能友」(弱智人士)沒有看完這篇妙事,已經試圖用自己
的舌頭舔自己的手肘!

不准說謊,你(妳)有沒有 ﹖﹖

JANGAN KETUK NANTI TERBAKAR

JANGAN KETUK NANTI TERBAKAR

Kalau kita ke stesen minyak, selalunya ada tanda arahan yang
mengingatkan kita agar jangan menggunakan handphone, matikan enjin
kereta dan jangan merokok kerana benda-benda ini amat bahaya....

Ada satu lagi perkara yang tidak diberikan amaran / larangan langsung
sedangkan ianya tidak kurang mendatangkan bahaya. Selalunya apabila kita
memasukkan nozel ke dalam muncung tangki kereta, kita akan menunggu
sehingga habis minyak yang kita beli. Kebiasaannya juga apabila nozel
hendak dikeluarkan, kita mengetuknya pada muncung tangki supaya
titisan-titisan terakhir petrol masuk ke dalam tangki dan tidak
tertumpah.

Tapi awas . Ambil perhatian bahawa nozel tersebut adalah besi, muncung
tangki juga diperbuat dari besi. Sekiranya terdapat karat pada nozel dan
muncung tangki pula bergerigi, kemungkinan bila kita mengetuknya api
akan menyala ('spark').

Janganlah disebabkan tidak mahu rugi setitik dua petrol, kebakaran pula
yang terjadi .

Dinasihatkan:

Jangan ketuk , tapi biarkan nozel tu lama sedikit untuk memastikan
minyak telah berhenti mengalir.

Monday, August 4, 2008

i nervous la..

friday my QTI test ler..
scare the uphill..scare my front wheel didnt touch or over the yellow line..
harap the examiner open one eye close one eye la..hehe
hope to get P fast..hehe..thn atleast can curi curi drive out.. =p

everyday at home also duno do wat..find jobs,ppl dun wan hire me lagi..cz work awhile thn gona go liao..no work no money again..so headache..hope the sky drop money for me or at least gv me one job to do ler.. >.<

hope 2ml will be a better day la..^^

body pain...

Ahhhhh !!

my waist till my leg de muscle sooooo pain leh..
cz ah yesterday go complex sukan play badminton with my frenz...
haih~

ppl old liao is like tis de lo..move abit thn here pain thr pain..

haha..

nvm..nx time go do more exercise,thn will feel better..wakaka

Friday, August 1, 2008

long time no post..

haih~my dell xps computer got problem..window vista nt good ler~
changing it to window xp..window xp way better thn window vistsa..

yesterday i get one "k moi"..hehe..she is from west M'sia one..
yesterday i gv her try tis game..

http://fun.drno.de/flash/games/lab.swf

a fun game indeed..hehe...u can try it if u wan also..jz get prepared b4 u try it la..haha
after she play the game,so funny..haha

yesterday i go pasar buy coconut o..1st time go pasar alone to buy coconut..the ppl tipu me..i say i wan got flesh n got water de..he gv me old coconut..
whn i go home n open it up,the flesh ssssooooo keras...
haih...
nvm ler..nx time mz be more carefull..he bully me 1st time buy coconut..>.<
i buy 3 coconuts..
i open up 2 liao..left one..ltr i go open it..wakaka..^^

i love coconut..

=p